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Survival of the Shittest

A process that's the exact opposite of natural selection, in which the worst individuals seem to become successful and actually good individuals don't.
The music industry completely relies on survival of the shittest and actual good artists don't make it anymore.
by Zipdox June 20, 2018
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Shitter Selfie

When someone tries to take a sexy selfie in the bathroom mirror and there is a log of shit visable in the toilet in the background
This chick DM'ed me on instagram cause she thinks I'm cute. I asked her to post a sexy pic and she put up a Shitter Selfie! Fail!
by Peenut773 October 17, 2014
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shitterton

a thing or person which is dumb or bad in a certain way like performance or just overall intelligence.
"god you are such a shitterton josh" said luke.
"oi,shut the fuck up you're the shitterton you have a 70 in art" said josh.
by daehkcrac October 18, 2020
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The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere
"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"
by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019
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floor shitter

Someone who takes a shit on the floor in a public bathroom and leaves it there.
Todd: I took a shit on the floor at CVS today because the toilet was too disgusting to use.

Mike: I didn't know you were a floor shitter.
by cookc123 October 7, 2013
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Serial Shitter

Some kid at Dublin Jerome that keeps taking shits and then smears it on the the wall of the stalls. The suspect also shoves shit in the hand dryers so when you turn them on they shoot crap all over the place. On top of that they put the crap in the TP holder so you get shit on on your hands when you reach to get some. This person will probably be eaten alive by Parking Lot Pete
I heard the Serial Shitter struck again.
by ParkingLotPete2 November 5, 2010
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shittea

shitty tea
any kind of tea that is not liked by the general population.
Lisa was sick and wanted to drink some tea, but all she had in her house was shittea.
by fhaing January 27, 2008
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