shithouse door on a tuna boat 

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

shithouse door on a tuna boat by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

Shithouse Poet 

When you think you have grown out of laughing at things on bathroom walls, then are not only laughing about the thought, but are truly inspired to write something.

I was waiting, ass clenched in my truck while getting unloaded

Now I'm thanking god for this outhouse or my ass would have exploded

*example of what a Shithouse Poet would write

Shithouse Poet by The Lost Truck Driver August 22, 2010

shithouse poet 

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

shithouse poet by Johnny July 16, 2004

shithouse reporter 

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.

(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter

shithouse reporter by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007

shithouse crazy 

A state of crazy that is beyond repair. The most severe form of crazy.

Look at Francy. She has gone shithouse crazy!

shithouse crazy by studstud October 22, 2011

Shithouse Rat 

An opinion concerning another's mental wellness.

"That fucker's crazier than a shithouse rat."

Shithouse Rat by Modge September 21, 2003

shithouse ginger rogers

Someone who sits in a public restroom stall and taps their foot to signal people in adjoining stalls in search of sex.

Senator Craig recently got busted for pulling a shithouse Ginger Rogers in a public restroom at the Minneapolis airport.

shithouse ginger rogers by David Attella December 9, 2008