shitcool

super fucking badass.

transcends the meaning behind the words "shit" and "cool" on their own.

Iron Man is the shitcool version of Batman.

You wish you were as shitcool as iTunz.

by PrepslutBallerbitchbiJankajank May 14, 2013

shiftone

A humorous thing to stick at the end of a long list of exclamation marks, mixed in with 1's. n00bs often put lots of exclamation marks at the end of their statement. Sometimes they let go of the shift key partway through, ending up with "!!!111!!" instead of "!!!!!!!!". So people started making fun of that by actually typing out "SHIFTONE".

OMG my brain hurts!!!11!!!11!SHIFTONE!111!

by Mark Pettit October 26, 2005

shitdog

shitdog (noun) slang : origin: unknown. meaning: commonly used in the south to describe a worthless redneck. its much more mild and humorous than calling someone a piece of shit, bastard, asshole, or loser. hell, ya might even say it to your own kin, or your good ol boy ned in a joking manner.

whats that ol shitdog up to?

or

that shitdog owes me money

or

you shitdog, you drank my last beer

by shitdog June 23, 2008

shitbox

A car of poor quality or condition.

My friend's shitbox 92 acura will never get him pussy.

by NICK3189 May 23, 2007

Shitfacebooking

When you are very Intoxicated and start posting things on a social network that you would NEVER post if you were sober.

Frank: "What the hell dude"
Jim: "What?'
Frank: "You said you wanted to fuck my wife on facebook last night"
Jim: "Oh fuck, I think I was shitfacebooking last night."
Frank: "You're Fired" (Punches Jim in the face)

by chuckerman September 20, 2009

shitboat

Anything that moves too slowly and needs to hurry up.

Hurry up you shitboat!

by Xemidos June 24, 2016

shitfaced

Being so unbeliveably drunk that you may black out or pass out and you may begin making very bad deicisons. In other words, a fucking good time

OH MY GOD, i got so shitfaced at that party i passed out in a red wagon!!!!

by Johnny211 October 24, 2006