a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

sheed

to take a shit and pee at the SAME TIME.

"man, this morning i took a loooong sheed."

by frances-camille padlan May 6, 2007

Fo Sheed

Combination of fo sheezy and indeed in honour of Rasheed Wallace.

"Hilary Duff's legs are getting teh sexy."
"Fo Sheed."

by Dustin July 17, 2004

stewed

The state achieved while drunk and high at the same time. The word pulls its roots from a maritime dialect known as Chiac and is a combination of saoul (the french word for drunk) and stoned. An alternative is the word crunk.

Me: wow those people are messed up on weed and alcohol.
Arnaud: Ya dude y sont stewed (translation: ya dude there stewed)

by Benj claytor December 21, 2010

shwede

a total idiot beyond any belief.

Chris your such a dumb shwede

by blooch February 22, 2005

Shwedgie

n. Usually occurs on fat people, who when wearing a long shirt, it tucks into their ass crack and hence forms a shwedgie.

Oh my gosh! The fatass woman behind the counter at Dunkin' Donuts had a sick shwedgie!

by Bubba Sparxxx May 1, 2006

shewench

a young women who actively engages in affairs with multiple men at once with no regard to her partner while also keeping said man a secret from her multiple partners.

Distinguished from a wench by the level of dignity, honesty and respect held by a wench, being open with their position on multiple partners.

I just learned that my shewench of a girlfriend has been sleeping around.

Hello Shewench.

by Lord Umbra February 7, 2010