sharted

when u try to fart but cack your pants instead, can also be known as gravy pants.

" hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!

by katie-jo March 26, 2004

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sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.

I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.

by corsendonkian May 8, 2019

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cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.

Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.

by Definishun October 9, 2020

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Sharted

The word that means you shitted and farted at the same time!

Maddie wanted to fart soooooo bad that she Sharted instead!

by Allie Mata January 5, 2006

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shafted

The idea comes from the practice when two girls go down on a guy. Since both girls cannot pleasure the head of the penis at the same time, one girl is forced to take the shaft of the dick. Hence, the word shaft or shafted referring to being screwed into a lesser deal or something not as desired.

man, i really got the shaft with these english groups.

Damn, you really got shafted when Leslie left you for Stan.

by 4mins4secs May 12, 2006

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