snapper

A vagina with a muscular vaginal wall, for extra sensation

"Damn, Mary has a nice snapper!"

by Masked Pillager November 24, 2002

taco swapper

A slang term for a lesbian, dyke, or a woman who is swapping her taco with another.

Yeah, I hit on that bitch but she wasn't into guys, she was a taco swapper.

by Josh Gentelin December 9, 2008

cack snapper

1.) One who snaps cacks.

2.) One who gets frequent head shots; esp. in Halo 3.

He is such a cack snapper, he was snapping cacks that entire game!

by younggunv2 July 11, 2009

Pad Slapper

A noob backyard mechanic who puts new break pads on old worn rotors and wonders why his breaks squeal.

Tony: Hey did you hear that car squealing down the road?
Mike: Yeah that guy must be a real pad slapper!

by n00b$layer April 25, 2013

Power Shopper

A person who values their time and hates having to go shopping. "In and out" is the only way they know how to shop, regardless of quantity of items. A power shopper might come across as aggressive and impatient, but they know what they want and where their items are, hence, they see no reason to stroll and dilly-dally and feign that they are thinking of what they want or need to buy.

Power shoppers are known to fill a grocery basket to half-full in under two-minutes. In stores with narrow aisles, they park their cart at the end of the aisle and jog into the aisle, get what they need and toss their items into their baskets from three feet away. They take great pride in always making the basket and never breaking any items.

The man ran his cart into Trader Joe's and began tossing bananas, bags of nuts, loaves of bread and a dozen Clif Bars into his cart. A slow-witted snowbird refused to step aside when he said "excuse me," so he spun around the woman like an NFL tailback, tossed his frozen veggies into his cart and headed back toward the cash register.

A senior citizen commented to her husband, "Did you see how rude that man was?"

The old husband commented, "Nah. He's not rude. He was polite. He said 'Excuse me.' The lady taking up the aisle... who didn't move, SHE was the rude one. I wish I was still young enough to be a 'power shopper,' in my day, I could power shop with the best of 'em.

by ZonaCat Hansen November 26, 2010

Destiel Shipper

A person who ships the romantic relationship between Dean Winchester and Castiel on Supernatural (TV Show). The relationship is entirely valid, as are all other ships. Destiel shippers are not any less of fans because they ship Destiel. Likewise, fans who do not ship Destiel are not "homophobic", their view is entirely as valid. Destiel shippers often have the uncanny ability to reference subtext and gifs proving the canonical existence of destiel effortlessly.

Person 1: are you a destiel shipper?
Person 2: *laughs nervously* *trips* *hundreds of pictures and gifs showing destiel subtext spill out of jacket*
Person 2: maybe just a little...

by andalusian November 26, 2016

face slapper

Male reproductive organ see penis

She got a nasty black eye from that huge face slapper.

by Patrick January 3, 2005