Facebook Settling

When you're on facebook and no one cool is online, so you have to settle on talking to someone who isn't cool.

John:Man last night sucked so bad!

Bob:Why?

John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.

by Kmp73 January 1, 2010

sexland

The best backcourt duo to ever play in the NBA. This duo consists of Collin Sexton and Darius Garland.

“Bro did you see Sexland drop off the nets.”
“Yeah, no way they lose another game.”

by Jagsfan15 January 21, 2021

Sexile Island

A "place" a sexiled person goes when one's roommate is using the room to fornicate with his/her current interest.

A: "Why are you hanging out in the study lounge? It's 2 AM on a Thursday?"
B: "I'm just chilling on sexile island."
A: Oh, fuckin sucks.

by queenofsexileisland May 10, 2009

Sexilepsy

When you have sex with someone and they have no discernable rythym, as if they have sex-epilepsy.

- That girl I took home from the bar last night was so hot but she kept moving around randomly like she experienced sexilepsy!

- I had the worst sex of my life this weekend with this girl who went into 'sexileptic' shock!

by Knuckler7 September 29, 2009

Sexlicious

*see sex*

Used to describe someone who has tremendous sex appeal.

- "Your mum is sexlicious."

by LameyT July 2, 2006

sexletoe

When my roomie tapes the tail from my g-string to the bed, making it look like mistletoe.

Hey look, we're both under the sexletoe, you know what that means?

by Favs March 12, 2004

sexaliscious

to be sexy as Fucc!!!!!!!

that girl right there is sexaliscious!!!

by Gunchrote September 10, 2006