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Merk session

To scream or yell out obscene words or phrases as you drive past people walking in your car. Better to merk at hot bitches. Always puts a smile on your face
Mark screamed out "suck me bitch" as we drove by these two girls, it was a successful merk session.
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A cool and fun gaff where the prayer session never ends. There are so many sessions that each one blends into the next and the gaff is a never-ending box of sessions. There's drink (tea), there's lines (holy), it's 4:20 (Sunday) all the time.

The whole room serves as a large room shaped chruch. That smell is never coming out. Your shoes are likely to get left on the floor, you may leave without them.
Oh hey do you want to come to Aisling's gaff tonight for a few prayers? I'm in I hear it's an absolute seshbox!
SESHBOX by MikeTheNovice July 31, 2018

Open sesame

Some Ali Baba story sh*t where he went to a cave or whatever and when he said the magic words “open sesame” this big sesasasame-seed looking rock moved
“You got cash in your safe?”

“Lemme check. Open Sesame”
*clonk* safe opens
Open sesame by dobiiidob April 17, 2018
marijuana, weed, pot, herb, ganja
don't smoke budda, can't stand sess
sess by red reverse January 25, 2005

Adam Sessler

1. The co-host of the G4 television program, X Play. He is assisted by Morgan Webb

2. To wear a horrible t shirt.
man, where did you get that shirt? Adam Sessler's closet?
Adam Sessler by Mat Cothran July 15, 2008

nap sesh 

usually occurs the morning after a successful night of hanging with the crew and pounding da brew,.... getting laid is a perfectly fine alternate. Prefered location is a cave like environment such as a dark room or a basement
CHAD: man i could totally go for a nap sesh right now. TAD: fur shur boss-man you totally deserve it after last night´s vag poundage. CHAD: ya tad i wrecked that shit.
nap sesh by tadbrochill1 December 5, 2009