Shivering Balls

When you are sexually attracted to another your balls will shiver for them

Harry walks in the room
As soon as Jules sees harry his balls shiver from the longing of Harry
Jules: "mmm my balls are shivering from excitement!"
Harry: "Smaziesss. We both have Shivering Balls!"

by @lel. fu July 11, 2021

sedering

sedering (verb): to pretend to be progressive while acting as a attack dog for DNC

- named after Youtube host Sam Seder

there he goes, Seder is sedering again, he just found another reason why solution for every problem is to vote for more democrats

did you watched his show today? Sam was sedering the whole time, apparently it's never a good time to pressure democrats do fight for things they campaigned on, it's just not the right time... we should do it some other time ...

by nathaniel7 December 22, 2020

Serving mother cunt

Serving mother cunt is the ultimate serve of sexiness of femininity; and also doing something that is ultimately so fierce that everyone’s jaw dropped at the sight of it. You are slaying in such a way that no one else can compare

Did you see Leslie out last night? She was serving mother cunt so hard.

by bussyqueen October 19, 2023

serving cunt

when they’re slaying

on 10 June tomorrow x together serving cunt in a way that defies the laws of gender

by hanashelf June 10, 2023

Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011

single serving friend

a friend that you make on a airplane, seeing to it you will only see/hear from them once. after the flight is done, you most likely will not ever see or hear from this person again.

P1) you are a single serving friend, my man.
P2) What's that?
P1) When you become "friends" with someone that sits next to you on a plane.
P2) Oh well then, I guess i better get going cause the plane has just landed.
P1) aight, well then see yah around.

by Christian Encina June 20, 2008

self-serving

n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.

by CerberusC24 August 27, 2007