Grandma Serving

A serving of food that is at least four times bigger than the suggested serving of what you are eating

"You want to go out for some pizza later?"
"No thanks, man. I had a grandma serving of ice cream at lunch."

by Kindagawky December 07, 2009

serving looks

when you're looking hella good and hoes wanna be you.

me: "omg yes bitch, your serving looks!"
friend: "thanks."

by good tea and facts July 16, 2019

Serving A Hotdog

When your dick is hanging out of your "fly".

Yesterday at school brady went up in front of the class and served a hotdog.

by Aidan Connors May 30, 2005

serving face

Posing for a photo, usually with an intense, non-amused look on the face. Similar to the "smize."

Damn, Becky looks good in that Instagram pic. She serving face!

by harley11823 December 16, 2016

self-serving

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 22, 2004

Stand and Serve

Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.

1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.

2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?

Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

serving pies

A pie is a kilogram of cocaine.

'Where your ass was at, dog, when I was serving pies?' -Future, Where Ya At (2015)

by Yung Dagger Duck June 18, 2017