C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder

C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder (CRSD) is when you make references to the video game Call of Duty in real life.

Symptoms are:
1. At work, you open your bosses briefcase for five seconds, close it, and throw it out the window saying "Bomb defused"
2. When you come home and your dog jumps on you, you instantly snap it's neck.
3. When you hear a siren you yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!
4.Whenever you hear a helicopter, you dive under a table and yell "Chopper Gunner!!! I'M FUCKED!!!"
5.You attach a GPS to your little brothers Nerf gun and start searching for enemies.
6. When your friend slips and falls, you run over and take his wallet because you have "Scavenger Pro"

Guy 1: "What's with that guy with the Nerf gun screaming at that helicopter?"

Guy 2: " Ignore him. He has C.o.D-Reality Separation Disorder"

by Gaming-Rocker101 May 7, 2011

separation

The breath-taking event that occurs on the chest of a woman when wearing a tightened seatbelt. Usually enhanced by a tight-fitting shirt and large breasts.

That hottie in the Infiniti has great separation (dot com).

by MB February 9, 2005

Separated

The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.

Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.

by inew April 13, 2015

separatec

The unexpected confidence the comes from wearing secure and contour designed men's underwear. Often said in a whispered tone.

I told her what I really wanted, and then left the room. Separatec.

by Hank ledoozle July 7, 2019

Spargatorul12

Spargatorul12 is a regular boy who's passion is Fortnite and Geometry Dash, His greatest life achievement being beating Geometry dash Extreme Demon level "Cataclysm" in 17000 Attempts. With his skill and mindset he is one of the greatest fortnite players in Romania, breaking the competition.

A: Dude, you're cracked!
B: I know, I'm like Spargatorul12

by zasrit February 13, 2021

separatist feminist

Feminist who argues that women's primary responsibility is to be care for eachother and combat patriarchy by creating female-only spaces and relationships.During late seventies,lesbian separatists were taken to be the most pure and radical form of feminism

Liberal feminist:You are not intersectional.Feminism includes men
Separatist Feminist:No.Feminism is separation from a system that keeps women subordinate to men

by Mx.Lilith August 23, 2021

separation of church and state

An important part of the Constitution that isn't literally written in said document. It's implied, under the reasoning that since we have freedom of religion, any leaning on the government's part toward any one religion would force everyone to only be a part of that religion, and violate their constitutional rights.

We need separation of church and state. Very badly. Especially with Dubya in office.

by DarkMillennia September 4, 2003