Selma

Selma's are the best people you can count on, they have a warm, welcoming personnality.

Selma was sooo nice today.

by Abby Bonaparte January 13, 2022

Selar

The epitome of intelligence. Smart, Sharp minded, Bright but can be mean at times, she always manages to make one's day better with words. Loves her family to bits. loyal. Her personality and passion for life are so evident. A personality that radiates Positivity. Everyone needs a Selar in their lives.

Person 1: "Hey, do you know Selar?"
Person 2: "Of Course, she's great... she's just sooo bad at wordle"

by SaFunny February 26, 2022

semar

Emotion: see-mar:
1. The face that is accompanied with the feeling of utter frustration and/or no emotion at all. When someone hits you up with some dumb nonsense and you need to give them that implied "bruh-" expression.

2. A shortened definition for 'semar face'.

3. The look of total boredom.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you hear Usher's new song? That is my song right there! His words got me on the high, I be out on them dance floors cause of Usher, my man."
Guy 2: "What's an usher?"
Guy 1: *semar*
Guy 3: "Bruh-"

by butyoureugly June 8, 2014

Selma

An Selma is the kind of girl you never want to let go. She is very beautiful, intelligent, has a good sense of humor and is the all around package! She has an amazing personality and you should never break her heart. If you have a Selma, stay with her forever. She is unique. Selma has a great smile, an amazing figure, and is good at dancing. If you fall in love with Selma, she will be perfect in every aspect to you. She will always keep you smiling. An Selma normaly has blue-green eyes that you could stare into and get lost into them. An Selma often has dark hair. She is a great kisser and knows how to keep her man satisfied.

A: This girl is perfect.
B: Yes, she's a Selma!

by jasonmine99 December 29, 2016

Sexmare

A wet dream that could be considered a nightmare due to either the content of the dream or who the dream involved.

1. "I had a sexmare where I took it up the ass"

2. "I had a sexmare about the creeper at the office"

by Jack_Atlas January 14, 2013

Selmari

Selmari is a girl who works at a small personal business. Selmari is good at making coffee and using up internet bandwidth. Selmari's usually come from the Southern regions of towns.

Selmari, why don't you make coffee instead of using up all the bandwidth.

by 1nt3rw3b_n1nja November 29, 2012

Selma's Law

The Law which involves the 10 Point Scale. It simply states that the number which you would be blow into a breathalyzer (say, 0.08) during a night of drinking will directly influence the numerical value you can add to a woman's score.

For example, if she was a 7.0 on your scale, and you blew a 0.10, you can add 1.0 point to the scale , and she will become a 8.0, without a dispute by other friends.

"Dude who the fuck did you go home with last night?"

"I don't know man, I woke up sober next to a 4.5 and almost lost it."

"Fuckin' Selma's Law!!"

"Indeed."

by Derik September 12, 2005