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scuba keith

Scuba Keith is alot cooler and gets alot more women than Scuba Austin
by THerrs June 20, 2004
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scuba diver

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.
The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.
by jasom February 12, 2004
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Scuba Crumbs

Those little leftover pieces of feces that settle on the bottom of the bowl after the water has been refilled in the toilet.
Dude, how about a double flush next time? You left all kinds of SCUBA CRUMBS on the bottom of the toilet bowl....
by TimMiller6969 January 19, 2011
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Scuba-Jacking

Jerkin it at the pool inconspicuously while scoping a hot babe
That chick was so hot all I could think about was Scuba-Jacking to get rid of this pool boner
by cpconstruction187 March 26, 2016
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Scuba Flubbing.

Scuba flubbing is when a really fat person goes scuba diving and gets stuck at the bottom of the ocean because they are so heavy.
by #DaManBAM January 23, 2017
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Scuba Donkey

From the iCarly episode “iParty with Victorious

An iconic Penny Tees design
I love your Scuba Donkey shirt!
Thanks I’m a huge iCarly fan
by Poopooinsidemypants December 12, 2022
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Scuba Instructor

A person who teaches the art of Scuba (a veriation of teabagging). The Scuba Instructor will typically be a smug & insecure male, below average height, desperate to insert his testicles into the mouths of as many people as possible. Scuba Instructors are usually hired by mistake by people trying to learn diving, but end up learning how to fill the mouths of others with their balls. Scuba Instructors therefor usually only work in the job on a temporary basis until work dries up, returning to their real career in shame.
I'm going to become a Scuba Instructor so I can get paid to teach people how to stuff their balls into the mouths of others!
by FatFreddie75 December 4, 2018
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