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A martini whose ingredients are flexible, it can be made with gin or vodka. It can have vermouth and/or olives, or not. Whatever you like is fine. The key to making a scrotini is that the drink must have someone's scrotum immersed in it prior to consumption.
Dave dipped his sweaty, unwashed balls in my martini, and made it the finest scrotini I've ever tasted.
Scrotini by Casewhacka42 February 20, 2022
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scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious 

The term "scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious" is the scientific term given to those who are diagnosed with severe late stage slay.

Symptoms include being gay, being feral, slaying in general and contagious yassification. The condition often spreads around local communities such as the marginalised group called "Omelette du Fromage" from which studies show that the condition had infected all inhabitants within only a month. In the worst cases, the condition can settle in its host within a minute. There are no cures nor ways to confine the condition. Scientists say run while you still can.
"I'm sorry, sir, but you've been diagnosed with the rare case of 4th stage scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious. I'm afraid we will have to execute you and bury each body part in a different country. Your will is overruled."

Sacroiliac Pain 

From having your legs in an upright position for a prolonged amount of time.
Ryan has Sacroiliac Pain after getting pounded be Chris.
Sacroiliac Pain by Wizdom June 6, 2022

scrotibag 

The sack that holds a mans balls
You are a stupid scrotibag. You use this when you are mad at your man
scrotibag by Emssssss June 10, 2023