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scram jones 

Scram Jones n, adj.

1) A straight up hoe
2) A dirty slut that tries to get with you and all your friends
3) A girl that is straight up busted. Usually suffering from butterface, obesity, or shovel-syndrome.
Dude 1: You're hanging out with her?
Dude 2: Ya.. why
Dude 3: That girl is straight up scram jones.

Girl: Hey boo,
Playa: Get off my nuts, scram jones

Playa: Yous a scram jones!

scram pig 

to leave the area because your not liked, or wanted
scram pig by proper manz September 25, 2009

scram turtle 

a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.

scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.

awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
Jordynn stop being a creep, you scram turtle
scram turtle by j holee September 6, 2009

Scram Time

The hour leading up to last call at a bar or club in which patrons must quickly find their hookup for the night before leaving together. Usually the most raucous/best time to be out.
We're going to go scram at Moonies bar!

We're going to the party but we'll probably head downtown for scram time at Moonshadows Tavern.
Scram Time by Hezell March 12, 2012

Scram Blunt 

Aye blunt that was half way smoked out out and smoked the next morning
Damn all I have is a scram blunt but we can smoke it
Scram Blunt by jermane king April 10, 2017

Scram Shyt 

Another word for a 'thot', means that the person in question is around romantically with a lot of people
Kiesha sum scram shyt, she be fuckin wit hella dudes
Scram Shyt by dont bite me bro August 9, 2025