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scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
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Scoutin

To pretend to be friends with someone in order to find out all of their business to expose them.
Jessica: Tony ass be scoutin, you know he use to date Mary. She sent him naked pictures. And he put out ALL of her business!

Ericka: That's Crazy
by ANGIE CHAPO February 10, 2015
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Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores
He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.
by M.Noodle December 30, 2021
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shouting at tea

When someone is getting irrationally angry and venting this anger at a completely innocent third party on the internet.

This is a modern version of the classic English idiom "tilting at windmills" from Don Quixote. It first arose in a thread on twitter in February 2020 by the social media person responsible for Yorkshire Tea replying to someone berating them because a politician had shared a photograph of himself with Yorkshire Tea.
Sue, you're shouting at tea. Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.
by brian_of_london February 26, 2020
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sloot scooting

Riding around looking for sluts to have sex with
When I was out sloot scooting around last night.
by Ktibbs May 15, 2016
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shouting to Huey and Ralph

A slang term meaning to puke, referencing the noises made whilst vomiting loudly and heavily, which may sound similiar to the names Huey (HEUGHHH) and Ralph (BRAAGPH) when yelled.
Used by Billy Connolly in his 'Two Scotsmen in Rome' bit.

e.g.
Person 1: "He pulled a savage whitey."
Person 2: "Yeah, was shouting to Huey and Ralph all night."
by Pink Pursuit August 14, 2010
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Drive-by shouting

When you roll down the window of a car and shout something at a person or people. Usually an insult.
I saw a group of punk-ass teenagers walking down the street and there was a guy making out with his girlfriend or some bullshit like that, and I rolled down the car window and did a drive-by shouting of "stop infecting this town!!"
by M@77 J@M35 June 21, 2011
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