1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
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by ANGIE CHAPO February 10, 2015
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by M.Noodle December 30, 2021
Get the Scooting the bucket mug.When someone is getting irrationally angry and venting this anger at a completely innocent third party on the internet.
This is a modern version of the classic English idiom "tilting at windmills" from Don Quixote. It first arose in a thread on twitter in February 2020 by the social media person responsible for Yorkshire Tea replying to someone berating them because a politician had shared a photograph of himself with Yorkshire Tea.
This is a modern version of the classic English idiom "tilting at windmills" from Don Quixote. It first arose in a thread on twitter in February 2020 by the social media person responsible for Yorkshire Tea replying to someone berating them because a politician had shared a photograph of himself with Yorkshire Tea.
Sue, you're shouting at tea. Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.
by brian_of_london February 26, 2020
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Get the sloot scooting mug.A slang term meaning to puke, referencing the noises made whilst vomiting loudly and heavily, which may sound similiar to the names Huey (HEUGHHH) and Ralph (BRAAGPH) when yelled.
Used by Billy Connolly in his 'Two Scotsmen in Rome' bit.
e.g.
Person 1: "He pulled a savage whitey."
Person 2: "Yeah, was shouting to Huey and Ralph all night."
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Person 1: "He pulled a savage whitey."
Person 2: "Yeah, was shouting to Huey and Ralph all night."
by Pink Pursuit August 14, 2010
Get the shouting to Huey and Ralph mug.When you roll down the window of a car and shout something at a person or people. Usually an insult.
I saw a group of punk-ass teenagers walking down the street and there was a guy making out with his girlfriend or some bullshit like that, and I rolled down the car window and did a drive-by shouting of "stop infecting this town!!"
by M@77 J@M35 June 21, 2011
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