Shades worn by fat old men who want people to think they're young and trendy. Also useful for hiding bags under the eyes of droopy-faced old miseries.
Good God, what's the old twat wearing now? First it was the ridiculous shorts and sandals. Now the dickhead's got Pork Scotch Shades on.
by Flappy Dickwad May 24, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Shades mug.The vehicle used by Pork Schotch's mother who is even more Scotchy than The Porky Scotcher himself. Goofy Granny and Scotchman Porky Workie take the old bag out in the chair which is normally kept in the half car but was taken out for comical photographs.
Mickus: The Scotchers just left in the half car, lets take some photos in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair.
Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.
Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!
Monkus: Ok. I'd love to meet the old hag, I hear it's even more scotchy than Fishy MacSwell.
Mickus: Really? Must be very Scotchy then!
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by Shoop Da Whooop August 17, 2009
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John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”
Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
Jane: “cat scratches”
Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
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Get the Scratch Paper Weird mug.First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.
by Marcogod October 27, 2010
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