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The Schneider Effect

Not knowing why your socks are or are not on your feet for any reason.
Friend 1: Dude, suddenly my socks are back on my feet, and yet I haven't even put the controller down since I took them off.

Friend 2: What the hell? Mine are too. Ghost socks!

Friend 1: No, it's The Schneider Effect~!
by Trinciacrophobia November 5, 2009
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Schneiderize

To borrow something from a friend and not return it.
Todd Schneiderized my CD.
by BHobbs February 10, 2010
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Schreiber

a high school located in port washington, new york. much more diverse than surrounding schools like manhasset. schreiber has a pretty solid mix of kids. There are some typical long island dbags who think there the shit, but other kids are chill. schreiber sucks at pretty much every sport. jv football is filled with midgets, and bball now has kids who wouldnt make the team at a real sports school. lax is pretty big, and the team's solid. teachers are for the most paid laid back and pretty chill, tho a few should definitely be fired.

its pretty good academically too...even some dumb kids end up going to good colleges because of schreiber's reputation.

most kids live the "work hard, party hard" lifestyle.

overall, a pretty good place to go to high school
I'm smart, somewhat involved in my community, play a few sports, and pretty arrogant. I'm a typical kid in schreiber.

I'm so glad I go to schreiber and not manhasset.

I'm a total dipshit, but somehow I got into NYU. going to schreiber definitely helped.
by ohleeeeeeeeerd July 24, 2011
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Schneider egg

Orange bags of trash left by highway work crews. From the orange trailers of the Schneider trucking company. West Coast trucker slang
I had to swerve to avoid that asshole in the Mitsubishi and hit a couple Schneider eggs. Should've seen that trash fly!
by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008
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Evan Schneider

A kid who would be funny until he eventually confesses to liking the school librarian.
Evan Schneider confesses to liking the school librarian.
by Cody Blackburn October 1, 2019
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schneider

Schneider means shoe-maker in German. so it is someone who lives in Germany.. and is trying to make a living by making shoes while running away from the nazi's in the shoes they have made. it is also someone who knows how to pronounce many consonants in a row in a single word, without sounding like a dumbass
Taylor means shoe-maker in English, and Schneider means shoe-maker in German. so sucks if your name is Taylor Schneider

Schneider is pronounced SHHHHneider....NOT ssssssneider
by SOMEONEschneider April 3, 2008
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to pull a Schreiber

to pull a Schreiber, or to make a Schreiber is the art of unnoticed disappearing, vanishing, literally evaporating from a party or other social events in order to obscure the advancing inability of social interaction due to high levels of intoxication, especially to avoid lengthy and awkward goodbyes.

There are three stages of pulling a Schreiber. All of them abide by the same aforementioned principle but they differ in respect of the mastery of execution.

The standard issue Schreiber describes the act in terms that you drop out of the party step by step, conversations become rarer according to the level of intoxication. The soon to be Schreibee will become more and more reclusive and finally pull the Schreiber and leave.

To pull a flawless Schreiber you are required to be a full-blown, all-out party animal, talk to each and everybody all night, nobody realizes how incredibly drunk you are and while everybody else suspects you to be at the john or buy more beer, you pulled a Schreiber and are in fact on your way home, usually unconscious.

The hightest tier of Schreibers is the Ghost-Schreiber. In this case, you are already massively loaded when you arrive at the party. You considered your intake to be still socially acceptable but you realise that you only will be able to slur like Stallone after couple of botox shots in the upper lip. All you do is sneak in, drink a few more shots and then leave as stealthily as you came.
#1 You think to yourself: "Omg, I am so drunk, I can't talk anymore. If I said goodbye now, everybody will try to talk me around. Screw it, I am about to pull a Schreiber."

#2 Hey, where's Steve? - I don't know. - I was talking to him a minute ago, he was so wired all night. - I guess he pulled a flawless Schreiber. - Wow, that's some Covert Ops material right there.

#3 Hey, where's Steve? Didn't he say he wanted to come, too? - Haven't seen him all night. - Hey, check the Jacky bottle, guess he pulled a Ghost Schreiber on us.
by BigMuff75 August 25, 2014
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