Schrödinger's Penis

The paradox concluding that a penis, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is unobserved is both large and small at the same time.

Upon urbaning his name, Ben found out the he has a Schrödinger's Penis.

by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome

The glitch that occurs, in Pokemon GO, when the game freezes whilst catching a Pokemon, leaving the Pokemon inside the pokeball both caught and not caught simultaneously.

The term was coined during a conversation between two gentleman in Suffolk England, on the 7th of July 2016.

"really? I got Schrodinger's Pokemon Syndrome, while catching a Snorlax!"

by Dunva July 21, 2016

Schrödinger’s Simp

A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.

simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool”
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””

“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”

by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020

schrödingender

A gender affiliation whereby the individual's gender is a superposition of more than one gender and its value can only be determined by direct influence of investigation, thereby collapsing the gender function and thus assuming a momentary realized gender.

Some people think being non-binary is trendy... trying being schrödingender, where your own gender is never known until the moment of observation

by zeezer43 July 8, 2021

Schrödinger's friendship

When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.

John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?

Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.

John : So, what are the both of you now ?

Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.

by zingeraddict December 4, 2011

Schrodinger's Pokeball

When playing Pokemon Go, you catch a Pokemon, and it freezes on the closed Pokeball, therefore, you do not know if you caught it or not

1: DAMMIT MY GAME FROZE
2: Did you catch it?
1: No, it's a damn Schrodinger's Pokeball

by MasterDriftz July 20, 2016

Schrödinger's Date

Where single guy and single girl, who don't normally spend time alone together, agree to "hang out" and do something fun together for the first time, yet both carefully avoid the word "date". Whether it was in fact a date will be determined only after the fact, once they see how it goes. Until then, the event is a strange quantum superposition, simultaneously both date and non-date. This allows both parties to avoid potential embarrassment.

It could be a date or it could be just a hang out, we won't know till it's over. It's a Schrödinger's Date.

by Ntheon March 1, 2011