schnowder

noun; a synonym for cocaine.

John: "What you know talking bout, son?"
Ivan: "You know I'm all about the schnowder."
Koby: "Old school coke head."

by John Paul C December 1, 2007

schmieder

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.

I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

Rap:

My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.

by Schobinem July 21, 2011

scrouder

Pronoun. Derogatory. Someone who acts like a mentally deficient Australian. Defined in its entirity by the australian actor Russel Crowe.

Ohhh ya scrouder!

Anyone who listens to Russel Crowe's band 30 Odd Foot of Grunt has to be a scrouder.

Russel Crowe is a scrouder.

by The Nefarious Alex June 15, 2005

shroder

another word for a "tool", "douche" or "nerd". can be shortened to "shroad" at times.

"you look like such a shroder..."

"look at this fuckin shroad."

by bobby stas August 18, 2009

schraderized

Verb: the term given to a sexual act in where intercourse takes place without the use of protection and, upon climax, the man ejaculates on the woman's face

I just schraderized that chick.

by You Can't See Me May 13, 2006

Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

The nagging need to keep checking your email/text messages, while waiting for a reply… Until you look, there both is/is not a message waiting.

I really need that reply from the doctor; I don't think he's replied yet, but until I look, I get to have Schroedinger’s Communication Syndrome (SCS)

by thehypermom July 3, 2017

schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009