Schrodinger's Keys

When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.

That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!

by aalh November 12, 2014

Schrodinger’s Clown

When you or someone else has added dry humor into your daily conversations so much that people including your friends can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

Person 1: If I just had to shoot confetti out of my pussy to make thousands On the Internet I’d do it.
Person 2: Yo wtf, why would you do that?do you not have any morals or self-respect
Person 1: Ayo it’s just a joke man.Fuck I wish I didn’t have to say that so often, it’s like I’m Schrodinger’s Clown or some shit.

by Lobotomized3D February 7, 2021

Schrodinger's Handjob

When you tittyfuck a girl who has a flat chest so its not really a "handjob" but its also not really a "Tittyfuck"

man 1 - "Bro i just got a great tittyfuck from my girlfriend"

man 2 - "bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn't just a Schrodinger's Handjob"

by Beastman723 April 7, 2017

Schrodinger's Kim

When North Korea's Leader has been assumed to be dead but there is no information to confirm or deny the claim.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Kim Jong Un might be dead?"
Person 2: "Yea but he's Schrodinger's Kim until anything is said about it"

by weswes887 April 28, 2020

Schrodinger's Irony

When someone says something that is of controversial nature, then decides whether it was irony or not based on the other people's responses.

Guy 1: "I fucking hate everyone"
Guy 2: "That's not very nice..."
Guy 1: "Chill, it's just a joke ok?"
Guy 2: "Yeah sure, that's just Schrodinger's Irony"

by AlcoholVolcano June 27, 2020

Schrodinger's Grades

Like the idea of Schrodinger's cat, where not checking your grades causes them to exist both as passing and failing simultaneously. Only through observing them do you condense the possibilities into the reality of one or the other. If you never check them you can't be depressed about failing

I'm not sure if I passed my calculus class, I have schrodinger's grades.

by jf10603 December 30, 2018

Schrodinger's traitor

A government leader, often a demagogue, who regularly incites traitorous acts, insurrection, and overrule of government law without evidence from their followers. When those acts are carried out to their logical conclusions by those followers, a Shrodinger's traitor expresses (sometimes for the first time) their (often faint) disapproval.

The leader incited insurrection by their followers and they followed his call. When called out, like a Schrodinger's traitor, he backpedaled, lightly disapproved of their actions, and took no responsibility at all.

by Mr Concerned Citizen January 6, 2021