schoenweiss

To give a raw handjob, resulting in a red, chaffed and swollen penis. The penis resembles a glass Coke bottle.

Erin asked Brandon if she should put some water on her hand to make the hanjob lubricated. Brandon sighed and poorly agreed. He paid for his mistake when he went to the bathroom the next morning and discovered he had been schoenweissed.

by Charles Ducovny December 28, 2007

schnowl

To shift the face off some-one in a drunken stuper.

Jesus that guy's disgusting, he schnowled that yoke at the bar right before he vommed all over himself.

by Bingo King January 17, 2008

Schoentrup

An open ended state or acknowledgement that requires no response but one is expected.

Schoentrup #1 (random statements)
An arsonist scares the shit out of me...

That Titan's one big moon...

I smell like...pancakes and syrup...

Sun's really melting the snow...

Raindrops!!....

Oh Crap...I shoulda gone to church this morning...

Schoentrup used in a sentence. "Dude, you just pulled a Schoentrup. Are you sure you didn't Schoentrup yourself?"

by Office Bud June 24, 2010

schofe the team

the act of driving a group of people somewhere.

Joe- hey bro do you think you can drive us to this party?
Tim- yeah man, im down to schofe the team

by G-mo-skeet lips November 16, 2010

schoessler

Schoessler- anyone with this last name is completely amazing!!!!They work hard and play hard!!!!!

After a long day at work- OMG IM SUCH A SCHOESSLER!!!!!

by BedHead Tigi June 3, 2016

Schoeneman

Beautiful, sexy, hardworking man who has skin made of silk.

I would love me a Schoeneman!

by Just kNowledgeable Master June 6, 2018

Schlow

An ambiguous term used to describe any situation, noun, or verb where the speaker deems appropriate. Usually used as a replacement for a different word within a sentence. Its limit is the user's imagination.

"What the schlow were you thinking?"

"Remember that girl from the party? I totally schlowed her."

"Hand me that schlow over there."

"I went to the schlow this weekend and got a black eye."

by skeletronics October 16, 2018