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schoolbody

One who makes themself at home at school and is there for more than 15 hours in a day. Their favorite places to be at school are the library or empty classrooms. They eat, study, eat, study, nap, study, play ping pong, and then study at school. Occasionally, they leave school to buy food or sleep at home.
John is in the library again? He's such a schoolbody.
by Trimmy5 September 5, 2007
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school boy error

school boy error is when you make a simple yet stupid mistake. you feel stupid after you've done it.
"i just locked my keys in the house!"
"haha, school boy error!!"
by Jak Bucket September 3, 2005
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schoolorific

used to describe things that are like school. how it's used depends on what the person saying it thinks of school.
oh man dude! practice was schoolorific!
wow...the piston's score was schoolorific last night.
by Justin Herter May 14, 2007
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schoolbrowsing

When you're super bored at school like always and the only thing you can do is browse the web and look up random shit
Person 1: God i'm so bored when will this suffering end
Person 2: just do some schoolbrowsing it'll get you through this class real quick
by corgimationss May 3, 2022
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Schoolboyed it

When a guy attempts to talk to a girl whom he finds attractive but then totally blows it by stuttering or making sounds (usually loud) that more resemble animal noises than actual human speech. This often will frighten the pursued female, causing her to run for safety and will certainly become a source of ridicule for the "schoolboy" should any friends witness or find out about the event.
Drive-thru lady: Here are your milkshakes, guys.
Dan (driver): Thanks!
George (passenger): (whispering) Dan, say something nice to her to make her feel special.
Dan: BLA-EEH!
(Dan then proceeds to peel out of the drive-thru lane due to overwhelming fear, blowing any chance to ask the lady out for a date)
Drive-thru lady: Those white boys are freaks.
George: Man, you really schoolboyed it there, Dan. I can't wait to tell everyone I know exactly what happened.
by dannyp76 July 13, 2011
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dirty schoolbus

When during anal intercourse you urinate inside of your partner. Yellow and brown like a dirty schoolbus.
She was totally pissed when I gave her the dirty schoolbus.
by Mogged March 9, 2008
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schoolporn

You're not allowed to show your shoulders in school, that's schoolporn!
by 0976A October 28, 2015
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