schnocker

A hybrid dog breed created by a cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Miniature Schnauzer. This breed is recognized by the American Kennel Club (AKC)

That black schnocker won "Best of Show" at the dog show.

by Jaimye April 2, 2007

Schnockering

ones becoming intoxicated by not only drugs and or alcohol but also the allure of the moist female form.

About fifteen minutes after that group of skanks arrived and three more shots and a rip of chronic me and the boys were on our way to a good schnockering.

by Filthy Dirty Dickins October 19, 2008

Schluck

Female version of 'Fap'

I could hear Kelly Schluck-ing through the walls all night...

by Nick 'the cage' Cage April 16, 2013

schnunk

To rub your head or cheek on someones upper body, for example the back or chest.

The guy schnunked me yesterday! I really thought like, I'm gonna schnunk him hard when I see him.

by RubortTheGreat February 15, 2008

schtucky

in a situation where one is able to practice one's schtick

we're up all night to get schtucky

by Dick Squad October 28, 2013

schmucktard

1. A total douchebag with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone you just want to grab by the throat and punch/headbutt in the face.
3. Clay Aiken.

I saw Clay Aiken on The Tonight Show the other night and man, what a schmucktard that guy is. I wanted to reach though the TV and wring his neck.

by lostaccident September 23, 2006

Schmuck Schumer

What senator Chuck Schumer is.

Chuck Schumer thinks the government should pass out stimulus checks to immigrants during inflation. More like Schmuck Schumer.

by Skyrim550 June 9, 2022