Skip to main content

schmine

noun

A didactic word commonly used to replace the oh-so popular noun form of the word jank. While it lacks the depth and versatility of jank, schmime is a perfect word to describe those who you have admiration for. Schmine has a cult-like following that swear that it is better than jank. However, they are clearly misinformed and lying.
No that purple tube sock doesn't quantify her as a schmine! She is such a jank!
Yo schmine, if you don't pull over I'm gonna cap you.
You hear about that girl that invented schmine? What a jank!
Only a true jank would get thirsty and have a beer, not a schmine.
by Charlie Olson March 13, 2008
mugGet the schmine mug.

Schmitty

A guy who has a thing for his older sister
Wow look at Ryan flirt with his sister! What a Schmitty!
by PoopMamba69 August 24, 2016
mugGet the Schmitty mug.

Hit the schmoney bottle

Yo that man just hit the schmoney bottle so hard
by HotDick53 August 5, 2019
mugGet the Hit the schmoney bottle mug.

Schmittey and Smitten

Schmittey and Smitten are 2 human beings who are a strange couple yet awesome ;)
Me(Schmittey): Aburburburburbur

Her(Smitten): Aburburburburbur

Friend: :o o.o that's Schmittey and Smitten
by Schmittey May 24, 2013
mugGet the Schmittey and Smitten mug.

Schmitty McTitties

referring to someone with REALLY big nipples
John: Hey you see those silver dollars
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties
by nigalert February 21, 2014
mugGet the Schmitty McTitties mug.

Schmitty

Those shots got me Schmitty
by BoozeKid June 16, 2021
mugGet the Schmitty mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email