Schmeel

Intensely grabbing 2 butt cheeks and opening them

I wasnt to Schmeel you

by Grumpy got the fatty May 19, 2021

Schmeterlich

A way to express anger. This word comes from a german word “Schmeterling” which stands for a butterfly.

for example you drop something and yell “schmeterlich” instead of “fuck” od “shit“

by SlutforHarryStyles June 13, 2021

Schmeted

Verb: To get Utterly obliterated and thwarted

Joe got Schmeted when the semi truck ran him over

by FartFart420 February 12, 2022

schmeeg

A female who enters the party normally univited who is as ugly as they come..She is the token girl at every party who wears revealing clothes to find a little action when everyone at the party and often her knows that she will find none and that she will end up at the end of the day at her own place eating ice cream and watching tv and further progressing her schmeegness. Schmeegs are a serious problem and they effect all parties ranging from middle school dances to college frat ragers.

Tim-What the hell is that girl wearing? that shit is disgusting.
Rizzos- damn schmeeg....disgusts me.

by JV recruit of FFB November 9, 2010

Schmele

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.

Wow that guy was such a Schmele.

by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

schmeebs

Another word for man boobies. They can be large, in which case a wedgie may form underneath the schmeeb. Or in muscular men, the schmeebs are chiseled and glorified.

Man, did you see the schmeebs on that guy?

by The Schmeeb October 7, 2007

Schmeer

To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself

girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself

by chosen-one February 18, 2008