schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today for no apparent reason. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 12, 2006

Schloff

A condition in which a penis grows beyond that of a schlong. No one man should have the power to wield a schloff, for if it falls out of one's pants a world ending tremor would be sent through the earth.

A schloff is the biggest penis variation possible. Can only be wielded by someone such as the hulk.

by Hooyaaaah August 4, 2017

schmuffs

someone you are very close to e.g. your best friend.

good night schmuffs! love you!

by mufasa2012 August 4, 2010

schmuffeled

Getting thrown off of a moving vehicle...going 30 mph

Like Sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend's car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. Then, you get schmuffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete...which causes severe pain and agony.

by Ben Garrett July 17, 2006

Schruff

The area between the penis and the balls. On most men, this is the site which eminates the most perspiration and therefore the most ball-smell.

Whewwweee! My boyfriend isn't a stinky guy, but one whiff of his schruff could send you to your grave!

by schruffhead July 18, 2009

shluffin

slacking, not doin your best

damn boy you been shluffin

by Melvin Matson August 17, 2010

schuff

a southern crunk dance that involves shuffling.

girl make the booty drop then she schuff.

by beesa October 15, 2006