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schlopping

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.
I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.

We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.
by asiseesit December 18, 2010
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schwooping

One day this really retarded girl used the word schwoopy to describe something. Her super cute, absolutely amazing boyfriend never let her forget how dumb it was. Now sometimes when they hang out and cuddle, they refer to it as schwooping.
by the retarded girl June 16, 2006
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Schlapping

The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.
'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'
by 12017317 March 7, 2014
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Schlapping

Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.
Kathy Griffith is great at schlapping trump's toadies.
by The Dire Wolf June 25, 2018
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Schlouping

Schloup / Schlouping: the state between being awake and asleep while listening to mellow music generally and in comfortable clothing.
I fancy just schlouping about today.
by mkgillespie November 13, 2015
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Schlirping

The act of slowly sucking a woman pussy lips to the point that it will feel like you are sucking noodles down your throat
Damn you are loose have you been schlirping?!?
by Anus_launcher April 15, 2020
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schlorking

It means jizzing in someone's ear and taking a spoon and mixing the jizz and ear wax together and eating it.
Example 1:
Person 1 "Did you go to her house?"
Person 2 "Yeah we were schlorking all night"

Example 2:
"Hey Shawty, get ready to get schlorked!"

Example 3:
"Wanna schlork later?"

Example 4:
"Uhh I'm such a schlorker"
by Avi Dulitsky-Tenner March 18, 2024
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