schlong 

a very very long penis compared to a schledium or a schlort

Janie's boyfriend, Jimmy, has a fricken schlong.

schlong by hk:: July 25, 2008

schlong 

adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.

Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.'

Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.

schlong by nukeUser May 31, 2006

schlong 

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.

O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!

schlong by Ryan April 18, 2004

Schlong 

A well hung penis that's sized between a Schlander and a Dong.

P1: "Whoa Betty-Lou, your hands are cold don't touch my schlong."
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"

Schlong by wordwanker September 17, 2018

Schlong 

A schlong is a massive veiny hairy monster of a penial object. Keep out of reach of small children

"Bro did you see that horses giant long schlong. its was beautiful"

Schlong by Dr. Schlong February 28, 2019

Schlong 

Another word for a long penis; but not a pee-pee ..

She wants fortunes schlong after she heard his mixtape.

Schlong by 1401 October 18, 2019

Schlong 

An infamous hairstyle, also known as a mullet where the hair is cut short in the front and is left long in the back.

That hunky dude over there's hot, if he'd just lose the schlong!

The schlong is a highly practical hair-do as it keeps the hair out of the face, but still has the look of sexy long tresses from behind. It's popular with wrestlers
and women who've shirked the most basic social conventions.

Schlong by modoc May 9, 2005