Schmizzed

Being high out of your mind; unable to control anything.

Henry: yo Paul I so fucking schmizzed last night I don’t even remember it

Paul: oh trust me I know ;)

by Will i am March 11, 2019

Schmizznidd

High as fuck. This word is a combination of the words: Smacked, Dizzy and Fried.

“Bro I’m schmizznidd right now, I don’t know how to act. I should probably just go to sleep.” Aka - high as fuck.

by @backyardmar August 4, 2021

The schlitz

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and your bowel movements are both urgent and diarrhea. Can last beyond your first movement.

I woke up this morning with The schlitz because I drank a whole 24 pack,

by DrDeadAche September 7, 2017

schlizenheimer

A low class girl who acts German in order to seem exotic or interesting.

"Dude, that schlizenheimer's German was so terrible, she sounded like a redneck reading Rammstein lyrics."

by Jeremy F April 23, 2007

schnizzle my nizzle

Retarded colloquialism used by people trying to be modernly 'hip' or 'cool'. It means the same thing as the older generations phrase "if I had my druthers" and is equally stupid and annoying.

Thay, Baaaay-buh! You rilly could schnizzle my nizzle anytime you like!

by Olin Hayes December 31, 2006

schizzle

see shizzle. schizzle is the same word as shizzle, used by people who like to complicate stuff.

Fouh zschizzleh mha nizzleh€

by Olliey September 4, 2006

schliz

1.An extremely loud yet small person who enjoys the company of mental patients as a schliz usually is one themselves.
a schliz is usually a friend of a schlode.

2.A disturbing face that usually consists of a variety of chins.

'wow, look at that schliz'
'you're such a schliz.'
'schliz matiz.'

by 'schliz' February 10, 2007