Sparked Out

commonly used in Britain; to be knocked out, to be slid like you have vaseline on your back,

If George Bush and Barack Obama got into a fist fight, Obama would get Sparked Out.

Jesse is a mexican wanka and should get sparked out mate.

by Siege Tank February 25, 2009

Scaredboy

A term originating out of the suburbs of Montgomery County, Maryland, where there is a police officer for every man, woman, child and dog.

Scaredboy refers to an individual who has a deep fear of authority, especially that of law enforcement.

However, scaredboy does not in any way refer to a cowardly person. In fact, a Scaredboy is more fearful of police showing up due to a fight than being in the fight itself.

"I hate chiefin' with that Scaredboy, he always gets me nicked."

by All3y_C4t June 18, 2017

pig scared

A witness that is reluctant to talk to the police for fear of the possible consequences.

He's not gonna talk to the popo, he's too pig scared.

by Jocephus September 30, 2013

butt scared

Scared so bad your butt clenches

An old dude jump out of the bushes and butt scared me.

by Taldoc3 January 26, 2014

Left Sharked

To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).

This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.

That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.

by broneeho February 4, 2015

Mommy, I'm scared

Something you say when something really unusual happens.
(It is not necessary for your mother to actually be present.)

"Hey, my insurance company actually lowered my premiums this year."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"I got in and out of DMV in 5 minutes."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"Hey, this urban dictionary definition actually fits."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

by eloiserat February 28, 2010

scared turtle

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.

man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

by anonymous551 May 18, 2015