scarecrow

A dimwit - meant to be derogatory and applied to minorities or in reference to walking, movements that are disjointed.

He's a scarecrow just like the guy in the Wizard of Oz.

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Scarecrow//

A dutch homo that delivers the paper.

Devion cacksucker guylover

by rg January 25, 2005

Scarecrow Prostitute

One who looks likes like a deer caught in head lights who stuffs her bags with hay...then continues to show off the bags of hay and tease as others walk by. One who does not have a brain.

Whoa...look at that girl, she's so ugly she almost looks like a scarecrow prostitute.

by Blair21500 February 5, 2009

Scarecrow

A moderator on a forum.

"Hey look, that Scarecrow owned that noob"

by CarlosX April 26, 2006

scarecrow

One who enjoys much cock, may also be known as Jake the Spoof Baron.

by Bobacus August 19, 2003

scarecrow

a very, randy spoof baron, may be know as a 1337 H@><0R

"the evil scarecrow rapes homeless people"

by jake nelson July 28, 2003

scarecrowsman

A thin, tall man or woman from a village/town of low population, appointed to ward off evil spirits and thieves. A tradition from older times, smaller modern villages in Oklahoma have clung to this archaic belief.

These villages oft send their young out into the world with their shirts filled with straw in the belief that it will keep their thoughts and mind pure of the evils of modern society.

Get out there and tend the field! We didn't appoint you the scarecrowsman for nothin', boy!

by Hillbilly Historian November 8, 2010