Scarebro

The guy (this word only applies to males) who insists he is apart of your group of bros, but yet isn't. He randomly appears everywhere, most of the time in the middle a conversation, and does nothing else but keep asking the same obnoxious questions multiple times. Once he enters the conversation with the guy he speaks to, all the bros of the person he is speaking with vanish at the speed in which none can imagine, thus giving the definition it's true meaning.

He will repeatedly appear in conversation with a girl your speaking with and asks for hugs by just putting his arms out and holding them there as if he's about to be put up a a scarecrow, scaring both you and the babe.

While in conversations, he will never keep his hands still. They will always be doing something whether its scratching his hollow dome with his scrawny hay hands or tightening the backpack straps multiple times meaning 6 or more, scaring everyone in the group.

Group of bros in a conversation with the Bryce stating: "Yeah man that party was crazy!"

Alex (while scratching hollow dome): "Yeah! Dwayne man you guys see how cool the backyard was?"

All Bros evacuate except Bryce: "Nah man...."

All other bros who cleared it: "There goes the scarebro once again...."

by Thebigshowdos October 16, 2011

scarecrow a bitch

When you fuck the brains out of a bitch, and leave her brainless like the "scarecrow" from the Wizard of Oz.

I am about to scarecrow a bitch tonight

by Obie16 November 4, 2010

Scarecrow-Hunting

During the halloween season, practitioners of Darkour take joy in hunting, stealing, collecting and displaying a large variey of many stolen scarecrows. After the halloween season, shadeuxs may find use for them such as: burning them, hiding them in leafless trees or simply saving them for next year.

"I went scarecrow-hunting until 4am, collected 15 scarecrows!!"

by Scarechich McPherson March 5, 2010

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

by BlossomG April 3, 2013

The Scarecrow

This is when a guy is getting his dick sucked standing up and gets a finger up is ass he is cumming. This causing him to stand straight up like a stick is in his ass, with his arms out and a brainless look of uncertainty of whether or not it's ok to like what just happened.

Listen to this girl! Last night I stuck my finger up my man's ass, he stood up like The Scarecrow you see in every cornfield in Nebraska . The real funny part was he got all confused and embarrassed like he didn't like it. Girl, you know he did! He wasn't in Kansas anymore that's for sure!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Scarecrow Mode

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they put their arms around the people on either side of them to maintain balance as they slowly pass out and end up looking like a scarecrow.

Man J.C. was so wasted last night he slipped into scarecrow mode by 12:30 and they had to airlift his bitchass out to his house.

by Luchesi Bonaviagi July 7, 2011

Pub Scarecrow

A person who whenever is in a pub keeps females away, therefore they are scaring the birds away like a scarecrow.

Whenever he's about the women stay away, he's like the pub scarecrow.

by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones March 30, 2010