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Sexting

Boy: "I want you so bad right now,"
Girl: "I want you more."

We were sexting last night.
by Beannnx3 April 20, 2009
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Salting the soup, while sipping the spoon

To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.

No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.
"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
by Goding4 July 6, 2018
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Shaxting

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”
*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!
by Sproo March 2, 2021
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search engine salting

The act of purposely bringing certain phrases or words into the public eye and media, in order to bury other similarly phrased results in a web search.

A tactic typically employed by governments, or other powerful individuals/organizations with something to hide.
White House describes Saudi Oil attacks as their "9/11"

Tate: "Funny that this happens as the US was about to release the Saudi connection to 9/11. Kind of a good way to bury results when you Google "Saudi 9/11"

Monty:"It's called Search Engine Salting and it's the new way of exploiting search engines."
by GroceryScanner September 18, 2019
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Sexting

Sexting is the act of sending sexually explicit text messages back and forth with a partner. Essentially, it's like trying to watch pornography on a dial up internet connection. 5 seconds of gratification for every 5 minutes you wait.
Little Johnny couldn't decide between watching porn or sexting with a girl. He decided to sext with a hot girl from school. 3 hours later he came.
by Ktotheile June 11, 2010
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sexting

Jonathan likes to do sexting girls because he is too shy to call them.
by bubblewandview May 17, 2006
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sexting

the art of having sex over text. kinda like cybering but only its over text. commonly used by people who dont want other people to overhear them, but it isnt as satisfying.
jon: dude i was sexting my gf last night.

Jake: thats chill but did u remember toerase the messages? it would suck if someone read that shit
by lovebabefor April 8, 2009
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