Sanford

To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.

"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."

by What Didiwright November 3, 2023

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Sanford

A charecter from madness combat made by krinkles. He is also very much gay for his best friend Deimos

"Sanford is the best madcom charecter"

"Wtf is a madcom"

by Stickakapettzez August 25, 2021

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Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

by Ab Captain August 5, 2018

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Hottest, most amazing, most kind, and possibly one of the most funniest people I've ever seen! Did I mention how hot he is? He's on TikTok with 906 followers at the time of writing this! (Congrats btw ^^)

Have you seen .sanford._ newest video?!
I'll have to check it out!

by Deimos69 July 18, 2021

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Sanford sauce

The discharge from a freshly catheterized penis.

That quadriplegic’s Sanford sauce tasted so good

by Quadcapable October 2, 2025

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Dirty sanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

by Codysbitch March 9, 2021

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