A central Texas city which is basically Mexico. City is basically divided by the Mexicans and White people. Usually the most areas of the city are majority Mexican. While the FAR north east is the home of the crackers. Most Mexicans in the city have a hatred or disliking towards whites seeing them as privileged or Scum of the earth. But the whites see the Mexicans as mindless immigrants. Overall it’s a nice city but with some political and racial conflict within it. Please note if you visit the city and you are white expect to be called “gringo”
Mexican person 1: Fuck Off Gringo not everyone is as privileged as you!
White person 2: Shut the fuck up you are probably an illegal alien taking jobs from Americans.
“San Antonio is a big city with big problems.”
White person 2: Shut the fuck up you are probably an illegal alien taking jobs from Americans.
“San Antonio is a big city with big problems.”
by Beammeupmother233 November 27, 2022

by Duke of NY September 12, 2019

When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating
"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."
by stonetastifulrumptious August 10, 2016

by buttfart22 April 19, 2023

San Antonio is a central Texan city which is basically Mexico. This city is divided between Mexicans and whites both groups have some distaste for each other. Also lots of political conflict and debates about the subject. Most Mexicans view whites as racist xenophobic people who think they are superior and privileged, while whites think the Mexicans are dumb and are probably illegal aliens.
Mexican 1: Fuck off gringo not everyone is as privileged as you!
White 2: shut the fuck up you just crossed the REO GRANDEI RIVER, Wetback! ( the misspelling was intentional )
“San Antonio is a big city with equally big problems.”
White 2: shut the fuck up you just crossed the REO GRANDEI RIVER, Wetback! ( the misspelling was intentional )
“San Antonio is a big city with equally big problems.”
by Beammeupmother233 November 27, 2022

When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen
by ihtrle April 28, 2024

The roads In San Antonio are so crazy and weaving that they resemble a pasta bowl hence the San Antonio pasta bowl.
by RPGthegreat February 23, 2019
