national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩

STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."

by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021

Dirty Samson

When a woman cuts off a man's hair and fist-fucks it up his ass.

Delila gave Joe a Dirty Samson after he passed out while they were having sex.

by Mys_Maux November 5, 2009

Liz and Samson

they make people laugh, they write stickers and stick them on their friends, they design cool shite, and they like it.

i woke up this morning with a "your ma's your da" sticker on my hat, "ah fuck,liz and samson"

by citybanger March 22, 2009

Reverse Samson

A sexual act that involves a man shaving a woman's head and then expanding her temple.

Q: Whoa! Did Delilah shave her head?

A: No, man. I gave her a Reverse Samson last night!

by SRSTD April 22, 2009

david samson

A white man trapped inside a black mans body

Look at that david samson trying to swim

by ysrhqgqerahqaeyrey January 12, 2016

prancing samson

Where one prances around a sexual partner prances around yelling profanities and trimming ones hair to turn on their partner.

Jim did the Prancing Samson to attract Sally.

by MikieBear July 1, 2016