Salad

An inept individual that lacks banterous chat and has a tendency to melt in social situations.

That guy is a complete salad.

by HugoK May 7, 2017

salad

A crunchy hard substance that ejaculates a pleasant white creamy thirst quenching liquid into your mouth when you bite.

That was such a salad last night.

And oh baby you made a great salad last night.

by quadraticformulabaybay109374 June 18, 2010

Salad

A term used for a bowl that has more than one drug in it at once. A mix of drugs being smoked at the same time.

"pack a nice salad"

by FontE November 5, 2003

Salad

Pretty much a lad.

"Hey timmy salad"
'Oh hey there sim salad, how u going"
"yeah good, ur a lad"
"yeah no shit, its in my name"
Tim's a lad = Tim salad.

by Tim salad August 24, 2009

salad

a state of being in touch with one's mind and body. even if times are tough, a salad individual grows through what they go through. oftentimes associated with a hippie aesthetic, plants, sunshine, and self care.

“can you believe how much our mental health has evolved? we’re so much better at taking care of ourselves, we are so salad now.”

by gracegateee June 15, 2019

Salad

To describe the messy condition of an interior space.

Dude! My room is such a salad!!

by cabiyagurl December 19, 2010

SALAD

Sucks At Life All Day

John: They didn't pay their bill again last week, what's the reason for delinquency?
Bill: SALAD.

by LEGEND24 September 30, 2012