saber-toothed seal

A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.

The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.

by Smilodactyl222 February 11, 2015

sibert

Happy to be around always keeping a smile on your face trust worthy

"Guy 1: Man why is that group always laughing

"Guy 2: Its cause they have a sibert in their group

by The human urban dictionary January 31, 2017

sahberry

very very poggers kokichi cosplayer they’re very sexy and swag they are god

someone: hey bro have you heard about sahberry

me: yeah did you hear they gave birth to baby jesus

by sahberry is god March 1, 2021

chat siberia

Virtual location one is sent to while waiting for an upset friend to start talking to you again. All incoming communications are halted while one is relegated to chat siberia. Chat siberia is characterized by a very cold, lonely, silent feel.

Mabel threatened to send Lucy to chat siberia if she fed into the drama created by a third party.

by dmkrs October 15, 2007

saberslash

A noun or adjective describing a person, usually male and under the age of 18, who is quasi-suicidal because mom asked him to clean his room. He holds his friends hostage with his unending threats of self-termination, and maintains a LiveJournal into which he posts some truly hideous poetry. He is only truly happy when he is sad and when all his friends have been driven away by the imaginary black clouds over his head.

current music: Linkin Park - In the End
current mood: depressed

I hate my life;
I want to cry;
I want to curl up and die ~_~

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You darn Saberslash. signed, everybody

by Mark March 25, 2005

Andy Samberg

A cast member on SNL who was made popular by his digital shorts such as Dick in a Box, Lazy Sunday, Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, Like a Boss, and the new sequel to Dick in a Box, Motherlover.

He was also the star in the movie Hot Rod, and had a role in the movie I Love You, Man.

He is one third of the comedy troup The Lonely Island with his childhood friends Akiva and Jorma.

Andy Samberg is hilarious and probably one of the sexiest men alive.

by lkdfjasdlfja May 16, 2009

Light Saber

A Jedi Knights weapon of choice the Light Saber is less clumbsy than a blaster, and is more of a symbol of honor, and wisdom than a weapon. A Light Saber\'s color depends upon the type of crystal put into the hilt during its building, and the crystal really depends on the Jedi\'s personality, and their particular alliance. Jedi\'s (the good guys) usually have stoic colors or softer colors which give off a prescence of being good such as blue, green, yellow, purple, etc. The Sith (the bad guys) more or less stick with one dominant color that gives off a presence of evil, red, dark red, crimson, take your pick. In closing Light Sabers kick ass, and I wish the government would go public with their mass production of the powerful sabers....Oh come on, we all know that its true...

When Light Sabers are finally made in real life we will Ironically downgrade our fighting style to sword fighting while our weapons greatly upgrade technilogically....I hope.

by Blake Donahue April 26, 2005