Satan

A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." ! said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

- Why does it cost so little to call Satan on the phone in the US?
- Because it's just a local call.

by alvit May 17, 2009

Inno A Satana

Latin-Hymn To Satan. Also the title of a song by the symphonic black metal band Emperor off their 1993 album, "In The Nightside Eclipse".

Nu-metal kid-whatcha listening to?

Metal kid-Inno A Satana by Emperor. It's true black metal. Hail Satan.

Nu-metal kid-d00d, Slipkn0t is the blackest of tr00 black metulz! You should check them out!

Metal kid-Yeahhhhhhh...I'll get around to that.

by DeathToJesus March 2, 2010

Satyajeet

Tall and handsome guy with sensible and protective behaviour towards loved ones . Often hides his feelings from some people .
Loves living an anonymous and mysterious life

Satyajeet is the perfect guy

by Wishingwell_00 January 4, 2021

satyam

Its a sanskrit word meaning "truth".

"satyam shivam sundaram" - meaning truth is God and God is beautiful.

by Gensler July 11, 2006

satan's foot

1) Satan's foot or the foot ov satan

I saw satan's foot and it was huge.

by incipitsathanas March 19, 2008

Sadya

A girl that isn't afraid to speak up for her rights. She is basically karma if you mess with her. Sadya is intelligent, funny, and creative. She is actively challenging her limits to the best of her ability.

Sadya is awesome
I like Sadya

by TheTruthUntoldKTH February 17, 2018

cucumber satan

FRIKKIN SATANS INCARNATION IN THE FORM OF A CUCUMBER-HAIRED 6 YEAR OLD (aka Monaca Towa from the game "Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls")

Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?

Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa

Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!

by Rantarouamami February 17, 2017