A stupid dumb induvial who shits in bird carcasses and eats them, then once the shit bird is digested is then shat into a small, dead, pregnant child. You then slowly stick cactus needles into your dick and once the blood drips onto your balls you shoot reds down the body's shit filled throat until the shit is in their stomach. Once the shit is in the body's stomach you impregnant the dead fetus inside the corpse. During this process shit will come out of the corpse's many holes and all over your body until you bust. If done successfully the body will blow up into a bloody, shit filled cum mess. The dead fetus will survive this process and can be used as a condom for future use.
by John Crump July 13, 2025
Get the Turt Runk mug.by very useless words December 20, 2022
Get the runked mug.To violently expel a putrid, stinking combination digestive acid and garbage from one’s stomach. Usually in a non discreet and embarrasing manner (ex. Not getting it in a trash can, vomiting it on someone)
“Holy fuck I was in Chem class today and this bitch just got out of her seat and runked all over the floor. We had to evacuate the class!”. “Man bro Emelia sucked on this guy’s dick and gagged on it to the point where this bitch runked all over his meat.”
by GardenShed November 17, 2018
Get the Runk mug.Its getting crunk but without the weed part, So technically just getting drunk while your around people who are stoned.
by lilslinky April 19, 2006
Get the Runk mug.
Gay. Jew. A gay jew. If you'd like to insult a jew call him Bob Runk and he'll start screaming out in agony. Use this to Insult your friends as well.
by 12345John January 20, 2020
Get the Bob Runk mug.When she so drunk.
by gemtourbanlanguage April 15, 2015
Get the shee-runk mug.