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Rupert Pooper

A small stupid person who is used as a friendship group's punching bag. He also thinks he's better than all of the others, so constantly believes he'll do better working on the night of a great celebration than going out with the lads, however he'll always get a DUDE. And his girlfriend resembles a guy you once knew, but don't know where from.
1) Be a Rupert Pooper and let us push in a shopping trolley down a hill.
2) Lad #1: "Come out with us for New Years Eve!!"
Lad #2: "No thank you, I will be trying to improve my 2 Ds, 1 E and a U. By staying awake until 4am and playing Black Ops"
Lad #1: "You are a massive faggot, Rupert Pooper"
3) "Doesn't your girlfriend look a little like Malcolm"
by Greasy Boots December 31, 2011
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prince rupert

The rainiest and darkest city in all of Canada, Rupertites are known for their artistic savvy because they are house riddin for the 364 rainy days in the year. having nothing to do but read books, listen to music, and go on the internet Rupertites are much paler than the typical Canadian.
Bob the Rupertite: "man this new Radiohead album is great"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah It's good to walk to"
Bob the Rupertite: "you go outside?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah"
Bob the Rupertite: "were you born in Prince Rupert?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah..."
Bob the Rupertite: "you must be crazy then"
Fred the Rupertite: *shrug*
by J3sS# November 14, 2007
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ramper

Someone who tries to biggup a stock so as to encourage naive buyers to make the price go up, and the ramper sells at a profit.
Ramper: You guys should sell your house and buy as many enron shares as you can cause i know a friend of a friend of a board member and he reckons the price will double soon.

RamperHater: Your are full of shit ramper, stop ramping that turd of a stock.
by warren buffet March 4, 2004
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Romper Stomper

1) A child's toy which originated in Australia. They were plastic cups that you strapped to the bottom of your shoes, then walked around in and made annoying clacking sounds.

2) A nickname applied to platform boots (after the toy), which became popular with Australian skinhead culture in the 1970's into the 1980's.

3) A nickname applied to Australian skinheads, which referenced the platform boots many of them liked to wear.

4) The title of a 1992 movie about Australian skinhead culture and its destructiveness.
1) Take those damn romper stompers away from your kid, that sound is annoying, I've had all I can stands and I can't stands no more!

2) I got my girlfriend a pair of romper stompers for her birthday.

3) Get the bouncers to kick those romper stompers out of the club before they start a fight and kill someone.

4) Australian actor Daniel Pollock killed himself shortly after filming Romper Stomper by jumping in front of a train.
by Pewps September 28, 2008
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Rupert Murdoch

A "Rupert Murdoch" is a sexual act in which the person pisses on the bodies of murdered children and soldiers, then ejaculates on them, thus making the piss/semen mix "fair and balanced".
I heard that you can get a Rupert Murdoch in Bangkok for only 5 dollars.
by Practical Anarchist July 12, 2011
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Sir Rupert the Bear

A perverted bear like creature that lurks in UK.Very dangerous when horny has a an affection to Margaret Thatcher and Angela Merkel who fancies as the ultimate dominatrix.
by asid72 January 9, 2012
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Rupert's Paradox

You find yourself in a situation in which you must have sexual intercourse with two females separately. The catch is that their collective age must equal 20 years. Thus, if one was 12 years old, the other must be 8 years old. If one was 19 years old, the other must be 1 year old, and so on. What do you do?
Rupert's Paradox has baffled the minds of scholars for years.

"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to Rupert's Paradox."
-MLK
by Napkin Gladwell September 8, 2011
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