Roysted

An inebriated mental and physical state of being in which the afflicted develops a complete incapacity to speak coherently, maintain positive thoughts, and walk at the pace of the average 65 year old. Some other known effects include; the lack of understanding of personal space, spewing theories on history, politics, art and the end eminent end of the world, and severe potential to bring up past issues.

Me: Did you meet my friend last night, you know, the Roysted one?

You: That guy is your friend.

by PacmanJonz August 23, 2009

ryetard

(n) A person who is retarded from drinking too much rye.

If you drink too many rye and cokes, you'll become a ryetard.

"Whoa, that girl is totally hammered. She's ryetarded."

by Black@Heart November 21, 2009

ryetarded

When one becomes extremely intoxicated off of Rye Whiskey.

Open bar tonight? I'll be getting ryetarded

by Max Gordonness May 24, 2006

Roethlisberger

To get a blowjob in a public restroom, then cum in your hand and smack the girl in the face with it.

Last night I totally gave this girl a roethlisberger in the club and she called the cops.

by AugustusSteranko April 10, 2010

romet

awesome, fantastic, sweet.

that concert last night was so romet.

by bug_eyed_monster January 10, 2005

Rosetta

The sexiest African lady alive. She is the upcoming billonare. A pillar in the community. A mother to the lost and the disappointed children. She stands for hope and peace for all.
Commonly known as Ms. Q

Hello, i am Rosetta.

by Rosee March 30, 2005

Rosetta Stoned

One who gets so high that he or she begins to speak in a foreign language.

Beth got so Rosetta Stoned last night she could effectively communicate with the cab driver!

by bmitch373 May 26, 2009