Ritalin

A prescription medication for people with attention deficit disorder (ADD).

I used to be on Ritalin, but I got knocked out when taking those.

by Doctor Nutts March 10, 2005

We Drink Ritalin

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by Mulleted Hessian! October 16, 2003

Ritalin Rush

The time period before and during finals when everyone is frantically studying all that shit they didn't pay attention to in class, usually with the help of perscription ADHD medicine. During this time the black market value of such drugs increases as students discover how scarce the drugs have become, with everyone denying their own secret stash as they search for more.

"Yo you got any ritalin bro?"
"Naw, sorry, it's the ritalin rush, ya know"

by righteous asshole December 25, 2006

Raval

A beatiful, sexy and hot boy who every girl wants. He is the best person a girls could have. A kind, loving, caring, funny man who is strong, brave and intelligent.

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by RavalRevenge333 December 19, 2013

ritalini

Ritalini is a special pasta Italians give their young people afflicted with ADHD. The special Ritalin enhanced carbohydrates it contains help to calm them down to the point of wanting to take a nap.

Momma: "Pappa, Guiseppi has been acting up again, he's been running around the village pinching nuns on their culos!"
Papa: "Oh my, mio amore! Fix that boy a big bowl of ritalini , that should quiet him for a bit."

by Gary Straynge July 11, 2017

rijalda

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look at that girl , uf shes a Rijalda

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by amydamy November 3, 2019

Poor Man's Ritalin

Caffeine pills.

John did worse on the essay than the kid with ADHD because he only had Poor Man's Ritalin.

by John Shiddywriter November 30, 2010