Ritz Cracker

(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive

Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER

by Dat Dude January 28, 2005

Ritz Head

Being sweet, amazing, and THE SHIT, all while having a head that looks like a ritz cracker.

Man, Trent is such a Ritz Head!

by Herp-Derp-Purple August 3, 2010

ritz boy

The name given to those in the present who possess a severely cringey childhood

Person 1: "Oh my god did you see that photo of Luke?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's clearly a ritz boy"

by wegg January 17, 2019

Ritz of attachment

Legal term regarding an addiction to or obsession with either swanky hotels or saltine crackers.

I diligently try to behave myself, live frugally, and eat a well-balanced diet, and so hopefully I'll never have any problems with Ritz of attachment.

by QuacksO December 16, 2019

ritz_therat

Bro will clap you at gorrila tag (0.001) and is totally not bad

Oh my god look its ritz_therat im about to totally (not) beat him!

by ritz_therat March 8, 2022

ritz kjeks med mannemelk

When you cum hard on a ritz cracker.

Lucas, do you like ritz kjeks med mannemelk?
Lucas: Havent heard of him

by ritzybot October 18, 2022

Ritz Savory Cracker

A cracker with cheese

A spin-off of Fitz Avery Vacker

I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.

by DoctorDum42 January 16, 2023