Richie Incognito

To sexually pleasure oneself in a covert manner. Often done during vacations or when sleeping in a room with other people. Usually done under the covers. Requires great dexterity and usually only undertaken by elite fappers. Originated from the former Miami Dolphins lineman Richie Incognito, who was known to masturbate profusely, though discretely, during football practice.

1. Samuel's girlfriend had been at a horse show for five days when his parents called for a surprise family vacation. With his sister in the room at the hotel, he was forced to Richie Incognito every night for a whole week.
2. Bored on the 10 hour transatlantic flight, Jabes Richie Incognito'd three times before his mother caught him and slapped him.
3. Richie Incognitoing is a commonplace at boarding schools.

by jecksta October 14, 2014

Richie Tozier

A character in the novel It by Stephen King. He is played by Finn Wolfhard in the 2017 remake, and Seth Green (Young) and Harry Anderson (Adult) in the 1990 miniseries. He is most known for making inappropriate comments at the most inappropriate times.

"Go blow your father you mullet wearing asshole!" -Richie Tozier

by strangerxloser March 1, 2018

richie tozier

RICHIE TOZIER IS A GAYBIE
I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH YALL HAVE NO IDEA
MY
GAY

SON.
I love him (& finn wolfhard ) more than anything. bye.

RICHIE TOZIER: I’m fucking gay and what about it

by r+e September 28, 2019

Beep beep Richie

How to tell Richie(from it) TO SHUT THE HELL UP EVEN THO IS A A CUTIE

Richie talking "beep beep richie" he shuts it

by GayBoi,RICHIE October 21, 2019

Richie Sambora

The most underrated guitar player, one of the greatest!

Richie Sambora is The King Of Swing

by faitheveryday October 10, 2003

Dirty Richie

When you shit your pants in the car after a rough outing at Arby's but you wait several exits to pull over and deal with it, leading to a mean case swamp ass.

Oh god, pull over man, smells like someone ripped a dirty richie up in here!

by Td07 February 14, 2020

Richie Higgins

Canadian Actor, lives at home with his parents. Starred in the following underground films: Days Of Us, Underground Railroad 2, and WaterWorks 2. made a cameo in the myspace movie that surfaces online today. Pinelands Graduate

"Richie! Get in the car" -Mrs. Richie Higgins.

by ted desmond August 6, 2006