resurrection

a classic album by the rapper formerly known as common sense featuring,"I Used to Love H.E.R", a song consider to hold hip hop's greatest concept.

"I met this girl, when I was ten years old
And what I loved most she had so much soul
She was old school, when I was just a shorty
Never knew throughout my life she would be there for me" - I used to love H.E.R from Resurrection

by datdude January 7, 2006

reserrection

When your boner falls over and pops back up. Courtesy of Russell Brand.

I had wood for her, but lost it. She bent over and bam reserrection!

by hobie83 March 14, 2009

restriction

What they put you on when you go to crap boarding schools like me. They take away things you NEED to do for no reason.

Me: Yeah, uh, I'm HAVE to get part-time job, so from now on I'll have to leave after school every couple days for a few hours.
Advisor-guy: You can't do that.
Me: What? Why can't you guys let me?
Advisor-guy: Because.. uh.. we like to suck dick.

by bty July 11, 2004

Off the reservation

Highly offensive saying referring to American Indians that have left the reservation.

That crazy drunk, he's gone off the reservation.

by ClancyMan September 4, 2015

Res-Erection

To prematurely ejectulate, but recover quickly with another erection to leave your partner satisfied.

She said "Oh, honey, its okay. It happens to every guy", but then I had a Res-Erection!

by B77 September 18, 2012

Alien Resurection

Fourth installment of the Alien series.

It doesnt matter who directed this movie becuase it blows and nobody likes it.

wow, the Alien saga should have ended at Alien 3. Alien Resurection is just horrible.

by 1337 Fork August 26, 2005

resurrection poo

When you poo and even after you flush and it goes away, it comes back when you're not looking.

Dude, I had a poo and no matter how many times I flushed it kept coming back. It must've been a resurrection poo.

by The Crig February 4, 2010