hard reset

The act of jerking off and then taking a nap.

I was feeling pretty out of it today until I did a hard reset. I slept through all of my chemistry class but definitely worth it.

by grababsuit2 April 6, 2020

musical reset

When your taste in music changes after a few months

Man 1: I thought you hated emo music

Man 2: I had a musical reset

by A friendly goose August 9, 2023

Texas Reset

Abortion, Aborting something

I don't need this baby no more, Imma Texas Reset this thang

by notmrna**69420 June 16, 2023

Factory Reset

When someone sequentially vomits, urinates, and defecates. Usually followed by passing out.

That dude got so drunk that he did a full Factory Reset all over himself in the bathroom! Then passed out on the toilet!

by Not Stick May 9, 2023

The Great Reset

A plan by one group of super-rich twunts to finally address climate change but ultimately keep the capitalist status quo, which other super-rich twunts (e.g. coal, gas, oil, and media outlets owned by the likes of Rupert Murdoch) don't want (for obvious reasons) and so are spinning as the dreaded (*spooky thunder*) Marxism/Socialism/Communism.

Whereas, in fact, The Great Reset will probably never take off and if it does it would merely be the cliched Band-aid on a gaping wound and not seriously address the systemic symptoms of Capitalism. e.g. the ever growing disparity between the rich and the poor.

Either way, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer and anyone buying into The Great Reset or the opposing propaganda are being played like fiddles.

The Great Reset in Bill Gates' plan to microchip us all and enslave us

by Sven Svenkill December 21, 2020

reset slap

When your bitch just doesn't wanna listen. You give her a slap with the back of your hand. After that her mind resets and she agrees accordingly.

Hey Bitch! You better do as i says, don't make me reset slap you!

by Martijn & Cameron August 6, 2014

reset button

The result of heavy drinking the previous night. The act of taking a large poo, cleansing your lower intestines of any obstruction, resetting your bowels to their original empty state.

The intentional use of alchohol to aid in the evacuation of one's bowels.

"We drank a lot last night! I need to go hit that reset button" beer shit

"I've been backed up lately, I need to drink a 40 so I can hit that reset button"

by dub-cox September 8, 2013