Reet

A word to describe someone who is retarded. Sometimes said slowly.

Jimmy got an F in the test, what a reet.

"Hey Jimmy, I'm pregnant."

"Reeeeeet!"

by proutyboyxoxo November 22, 2009

Reet

Reet's ..Individual Retail Investors, the average
trader who is either Short , Long, and/ or day traders.

Hedge Funds manipulate the market, making it hard for
Reet's to get a decent order filled on any stock, on any given day.

by Corswecan June 16, 2008

Reet

Reet means Hello or Hi

Reet mate how you doing!
You can extend it also like Reeeet, it's really funny

by Assad Khan February 14, 2009

Reet

sound buttpop makes, while wooing men.

"what time is it?" I asked.
"REET!" said Meghan.

by Lubeyyy April 22, 2009

reets

of canine descent, is often in for the long haul

reets the enigma is coming over for another big night, the dog

by perro_enigma August 23, 2011

Reets

Someone who is a retard/ short for retard.

(Retard meaning being stupid)

*screams, shouts and acts stupid*
"Oh my god stop it you reets!"

by Tori Blakeman December 11, 2015

Reet

The shorthand term for a someone who is being particularly stupid

“Jimmy was being a total reet in home ec today”

by ThotWatch May 31, 2018