Reese Theory

A scary individual that is an absolute ape and alpha of a man AWOOOGA

REESE IS SUS REESE IS SUS VOTE HIM OUT VOTE HIM OUT VOTE HIM OUT

be scared reese theory

by fradern September 4, 2021

Fecal Reasoning

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location

"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please

by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007

Gareth Rees Chat

A man with the weakest chat in the world...even worse than Oliver Fillinghams.

"oh mate that was such gareth rees chat"

"Your chat is Gareth Rees"

by Tom Hall13 March 12, 2013

Tilly Rees

Normally ginger/ red head

Your hair looks so Tilly Rees today!

by tplayer09 April 6, 2020

top 10 reasons mally should live

1. he is epic
2. everyone loves him
3. he is very likeable
4. he is helpful
5. i am friends with him
6. he is a large qt
7. he hasnt seen life
8. he has so much to live for
9. please
10. DONT DIE I FUCKING SWEAR!!!

you- why should mally live?
me- i am pussydestroyer69
that is why top 10 reasons mally should live

by pussydestroyer69weedmlg October 16, 2020

for reasons

Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.

What is that cute girl's name on the left of the picture? I want to know for reasons...

by Mec August 8, 2015

13th Reason

Reference to Netflix show, 13 reasons why. A reference to kys

Me: I just realized that strangers think me and my platonic friend are dating when they see us together in public
Other friend: yeah they do & he gives off republicans vibes 💀
Me: this is my 13th reason lmao

by LilNasX April 10, 2021